Imagine no problems in locating your wig in a messy home! Wondrous Wand’ring Wigs are the revolutionary wigs that can make such dreams come true! With the single push of a button on a space-friendly controller, the wig can direct itself toward the owner. It is also possible to program the wig to be voice responsive upon purchase. This feature not only aids the customer who cannot even keep up with a remote, but also it is effective toward the prevention of theft.
The wig incorporates a small computer that is highly sensitive to the signal that initiates the mechanism allowing the wig to move. Upon reception of the signal, the computer commands tiny wheels to protrude from the wig cap; they extend to lift the wig completely from the surface on which it is lying. The wheels are attached to thin, resistant, and conveniently lightweight titanium bars.
The accessory consequently directs itself to its seeker. Note that it is possible to order personalized wigs; therefore, Wondrous Wand’ring Wigs gives a person the opportunity to own a most unique wig for a most unique look!
TARGETED GROUPS
Wondrous Wand’ring Wigs is bound to attract a wide audience, from the ordinary bald and disorganized lads and lasses to the daring folk seeking adventure. The wigs come in very many different styles and are therefore appropriate for all ages. They aid the young and messy as well as the busy fly-to-workers who never seem to be able to find their wigs at a feasible time for their on-time arrival to work. Of course, the old and balding who are often half blind can greatly benefit from the wonders of the Wond’ring Wigs.
The wigs help the client save time and frustration by automatically emerging from the wilderness that can be the home environment.
RADIO ADThe following should be read as a dialogue for the first portion, and when the indicated dialogues are not in effect, a presenter with a vigorous voice should speak the remainder of the ad.
Woman: Ugh! I wish I knew where my hair was! It is simply impossible to find my hair and make it to work on time!
Teenager: Just where did I set that wig? I was almost certain that it lay on top of that pile of sweaters, but I guess not! What frustration!
Old Man: Mary! Oh, Mary! Have you seen my hair anywhere? I don’t see it. I was sure I’d left it by that table, but I don’t remember when that was…
Do any of these sound familiar? Tired of looking for your hair? Hopeless about your situation?
From now on, you don’t have to be! Wondrous Wand’ring Wigs provides you with the help you need! Through the single push of a button, you can now locate your wig at any time! Unable to keep up with a remote? That’s okay! Upon purchase, it is possible to program your wig to respond to your voice—how cool is that? Never be late to work again because of your wig! And all the frustration that comes from not knowing where to find your wig? That’s over forever! Reliance on your wife to tell you where your hair is? Kiss that idea goodbye!
Wondrous Wand’ring Wigs can also customize your wig for a most unique style. Simply visit our website,
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Woman (from before): I’m always on time now! Wondrous Wand’ring Wigs has saved my career!
Teenager (from before): I have no trouble finding my awesome hair anywhere in the house now! I’m not even forced to clean my room to find it!
Old Man (from before): Mary feels useless now that I no longer have to bother her to find my hair for me, and I am able to go out with my friends at any time I please because I can save time as my wig comes to me when I call it!
Where, oh where could be your hair? Why, here, there, and everywhere! Wondrous Wand’ring Wigs—never lose your hair again.
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